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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:45
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Bacteria living in your gut may cause depression, not your brain, says a new study - Earth.com
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Darwin Loved Worms. They May Have Just Proved Him Wrong About Evolution. - Yahoo
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Where and how did ballet originate?
No way
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Zika Virus Is Back After 6 Years in One of the Most Popular U.S. Tourist Destinations - AOL.com
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Do you think the number of sissies is on the rise?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Marc Maron to End His Long-Running WTF Podcast - Pitchfork
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Sly Stone: Funk Revolutionary - The Free Press
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.